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aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

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lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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inbalanced:

me:

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you:

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

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"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

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